Description
Meet the most useless element ever created for YOOtheme Pro. It does nothing, changes nothing and delivers exactly what it promises: absolutely nothing.
Enjoy advanced settings for things that do not matter, pointless controls and a premium experience without any actual functionality. Built by YOOzeLess, the company that proves sometimes less is truly nothing.
Comes with settings such as:
- Nothing Cache TTL (slider, 0-3600 sec): how long nothing is cached. Fresh nothing and cached nothing are not too distinguishable.
- GDPR Consent for nothing (checkbox): requesting visitors consent before nothing happens. Legally redundant, from a legal perspective beautiful.
- Nothing Schedule (select: always / office hours only / night only): when nothing is active. Outside of scheduled events, there is also nothing.
- Fallback Nothing (select): what is shown if nothing does not load. Options: nothing, nothing, rien, nada.
- A/B test the Nothing (checkbox): shows variant A (nothing) to 50% of visitors and variant B (nothing) to 50%. Results so far not significant. Nothing Intensity (range 1-11): goes up to 11.
- Synchronize nothing between devices (checkbox): your nothing on desktop, tablet, and phone identical. Has worked flawlessly since version 0.0.1.
- Premium Nothing (checkbox, disabled): greyed out with description "Available in Nothium Pro. It does the same, but costs more."
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Changelog
v0.3.1
Changed
- The plugin is now called "The Most Useless Element Ever YOOtheme Pro" in the plugin manager, matching the store and product page. The element inside is still called Nothium, and it still does nothing.
v0.3.0
Added
- Ten new settings that do nothing, bringing the total to 32 (of which 31 do nothing and one still leaves a written confirmation that nothing happened). New arrivals: Font of Nothing, Padding Around the Nothing, a Hover Effect, Lazy-load the Nothing, Parallax Nothing, Put the Nothing on the Blockchain, a Nothing Uptime SLA, Auto-scale the Nothing, Minify the Nothing, and a Nothing Webhook URL.
Changed
- The element continues to do nothing. The settings are now funnier about it.
v0.2.3
Changed
- The update server and changelog feed now live at the product's own public address (`the-most-useless-element-ever`) instead of an internal nickname, in line with the YOOzeCase naming convention. Nothing now arrives from a tidier URL. The nothing itself is, as always, unaffected.
v0.2.2
Fixed
- Version 0.2.1 accidentally did something: it crashed the customizer. This is the gravest possible violation of our product promise and we offer our sincerest apologies. The settings tabs now use the correct internal structure and the product is back to doing absolutely nothing.
v0.2.1
Fixed
- Seventeen settings were doing nothing so discreetly that they were not even visible. The settings panel now shows all four tabs (Content, Behavior, Enterprise, Advanced), so you can personally confirm that none of them do anything.
v0.2.0
Added
- Nothing Intensity: a slider that goes to 11
- Nothing Schedule: restrict the nothing to office hours or quiet nights. Outside the schedule, nothing happens as well.
- Nothing Cache TTL: cache the nothing for up to an hour. Fresh and cached nothing are scientifically indistinguishable.
- Sync Nothing Across Devices: your nothing, identical everywhere. Has worked flawlessly since 0.0.1.
- A/B-test the Nothing: variant A (nothing) versus variant B (nothing). Results not statistically significant.
- GDPR Consent for Nothing: legally unnecessary, juridically beautiful
- Premium Nothing (Pro): behaves identically to regular nothing, but costs more
- Fallback Nothing: choose between Nothing, nothing, Rien and Nada for when the nothing fails to load
Changed
- Total number of settings that do nothing increased from 13 to 21. Productivity unaffected.
v0.1.4
Changed
- The "Do nothing" setting is now guaranteed to do nothing. Previously it secretly controlled whether the element existed, which was the only setting in the product that did anything. This violated our core promise and has been corrected.
Fixed
- The plugin introduced itself to Joomla under the wrong name, so Joomla never spoke to it and the plugin did nothing at all. For most products this is a critical failure; for this one it was dangerously close to a feature. The plugin now answers to its legal name and does nothing in the intended, professional manner.
v0.1.3
Changed
- Field tabs replaced by three settings groups (Content, Behavior of Nothing, Advanced Nothing)
- The nothing itself is unchanged and remains of the highest quality
Fixed
- The element now actually appears in the page builder. Root cause: version 0.1.0 shipped a decorative element.php containing only the comment "Intentionally empty. This is our best work." YOOtheme Pro 5 treats element.php as the element definition, so our emptiest file erased the entire element. It was so good at doing nothing that it made the product itself not exist. The file has been removed and given a position in management.
v0.1.2
Added
- Debug log option, for when you need written evidence of nothing happening
Changed
- Now contains 12% more nothing per nothing
Fixed
- Nothium was doing nothing so thoroughly that it refused to exist in the page builder. The element now appears, after which it resumes doing nothing as intended. Two root causes: the installer script was never invoked (so the plugin did not enable itself), and the element registration gave up if YOOtheme had not booted yet instead of politely trying again.
v0.1.1
Changed
- Now with 4% more nothing
Fixed
- The element icon in the page builder, which was displaying nothing. After internal review this was deemed too useless, even for us. The icon now proudly shows the Nothium hexagon. The element itself continues to do nothing.